My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
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