Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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