kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She told me I should be a condom model.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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