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• (970): View more from Colorado

  And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on

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• (801): View more from Utah

  i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her

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• (925): View more from California

  we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself

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  dude you teach first grade wtf

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.

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• (323): View more from California

  My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese

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  They know nothing, John Stoned.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.

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