well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT