I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
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Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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