trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online