yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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