i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
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So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
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roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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