let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
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Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
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Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
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