I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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