i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
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That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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