if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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