My room smells like vodka and shame
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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