Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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