I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
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I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
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I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.