i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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