the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
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i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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