Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I cut my penus on the lid.
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what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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PS: I just woke up from my shower
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
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