I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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