it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Memo to self- delete texts about butt sex from you before giving my mom my old phone to use.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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