id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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