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I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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