ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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