I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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