Christians are straight up FREAKS
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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