dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
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After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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