do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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