We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
new low: my hungover self just mistook bacon grease for mashed potatoes. worst. mistake. ever.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
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You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
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She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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