I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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