I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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