But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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