You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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