is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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