No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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