Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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