Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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