A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
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We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
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