you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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