Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
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You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
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Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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