This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
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I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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