sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
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No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
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If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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