I'm eating all of the evidence.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
time to smoke my breakfast
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Randomize