i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
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i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingreient was whisky.
What did you cook with whisky?
We started a fire.
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I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Shame is for Republicans.
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