? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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