the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
My liver just had a heart attack.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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