# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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