I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
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thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
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MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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