Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
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She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
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only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
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If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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