marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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