Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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