You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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