thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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