I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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