Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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