Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
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