I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
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She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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